Originally Posted April 25th, 2007
(The year before, in 2005, on the day I moved in to this house, Phoenix, the black dog was sprayed by a skunk….and it is an ongoing series)
This is NOT funny….
Damned skunks in this neighborhood need to find another dog to spray and another house to stink up.
So, last night at 11 pm….yip, always late-freekin’ nocturnal buggers…phe got out of the fence, and was roaming the ‘hood. Hacked me off because earlier in the day she got out and rolled in some nasty NASTY critter crap (no idea what variety, but something wild)-so I removed her collar and washed it. I had yet to put it back on….
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People think she is a pit bull, so I really don’t like having no way for someone to contact me or the vet and her collar does that. It also lets non jerks know she is loved {g}.As soon as I walked outside to look for her I smelled it. At least this time I had a bit of warning and made a mental note…when she came up, I put her straight in her crate and a few minutes later the scent caught up to us in the house. We were thinking that MAYBE she got sprayed. So, in the bathroom she goes with Sunny. I am mixing up the special skunk juice for her bath. Bath given and this time I washed her ears and her muzzle and chin…i wasn’t holding back and she didn’t appreciate it. Once she was all clean and dried it was our turn.
Unfortunately we used all the skunk juice on Phe…
Luckily Sunny had gotten some tomato juice last time we were at Whole Foods.
By now it must be darn near midnight and we are standing in the bathroom nekid with two wash clothes soaked in tomato juice…
Some kind of house initiation we decided…this one was Sunny’s.
I didn’t put it in my nose hairs and I am hoping that is why I still smell skunk…..